The S*x BonBon…
So, picture this: I'm about as clueless as a fish on a bicycle when it comes to the world of toys. People often mistake me for a sex therapist, but honey, I'm a lingerie therapist. Still, it raises a few eyebrows when I confess I've never treated myself to a toy, let alone know a thing about them. Call me old-fashioned, but these two God-given fingers of mine do just fine for heavenly ecstasy.
But let me tell you, ever since I became the Ambassador at Umaversity, I've been sucked into the wild and wacky world of toys. Recently, a mega-package brimming with pleasure-tech landed on my doorstep, and let's just say I nearly had a meltdown trying to decipher all those instruction manuals.
Now, if you're anything like me - still in diapers when it comes to toys, whether solo or with company - then The Oh Collective is your sanctuary, darling. Meeting the ladies of The Oh Collective felt like stumbling into a kindergarten for grown-ups - shamelessly delightful! They led me through a gallery of designs for intimate wellness that looked more like high-end beauty products. Perfect for those awkward moments when grandma mistakes your vibrator for a fancy powder compact.
‘These chocolates really gave an extra kick to our cute date night’
But hold onto your hats, because these ladies aren't stopping there. They've brought together our favorite duo: chocolate and aphrodisiacs. I mean, who wouldn't want a little sexy snack? A bite-sized, not-so-innocent bonbon packed with ingredients that light the fire. Now, don't go thinking you'll be humping walls after munching a whole box. Let me paint you a picture of my evening in vivid detail (God forbid my dad reads this).
So, picture this: candles galore, lingerie that makes me feel like 100% that girl, and D'Angelo crooning 'Brown Sugar' in the background. Now, add to the mix The Sex BonBon by The Oh Collective. After setting the mood, exchanging compliments, and giggling like schoolgirls, my date and I decided to dive into not one, but two of those delicious bonbons. Why settle for one when you can have two, right? Let me tell you, the taste was something else. Honestly, I have no clue what Horny Goat Weed tastes like, but if this is it, I’m not complaining.
Now, we all know how our minds can play tricks on us during sex, am I right? But hey, as long as we're keeping those lines of communication open, it's all good. But thanks to the bonbons and the moodsetting, we found ourselves fully present, living in the sensations coursing through our bodies rather than getting lost in our heads. Although the heat did not smack us directly in the face, later on we realized on how those bonbons truly impacted us. Lost in the moment, we appreciated their effect in hindsight.
I'm not exactly one to rely on aphrodisiac bonbons to set the mood with my date, but let me tell you, this little snack brought some unexpected heat to the table. We had an absolute blast, darling. Placebo effect or not, you best believe we're already planning our next date night with those little bad boys.
So you want to give an extra kick to your date night?
